I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
There was a lot of him and a little penis
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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