did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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