They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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