just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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