Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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