Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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