Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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