When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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