Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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