god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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