I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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