i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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