Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
When are your genitals available?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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