sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Randomize
