At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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I can't turn off my feet"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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