if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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