I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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