So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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