Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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