Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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