I molested 6 butterflies tonight
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Randomize
