My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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