adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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