Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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