All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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