Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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