D3 body, D1 cock
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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