Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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