Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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