I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Girls should come with a carfax report
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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