i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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