im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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