it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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