Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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