How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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