Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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