You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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