i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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