Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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