I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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