Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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