Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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