Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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