physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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