dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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