I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
