What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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