She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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