I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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