Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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