can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Randomize
