grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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