absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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