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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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