What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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