Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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